There's a (horrible) song by a band that my daughter listens to, and I thought went:
Woke up today
looking through my email
it's all triple x - explicit sex
But I'm not forty
and the real lyrics are:
Woke up today
looking through my email
it's all triple x - explicit sex
But I'm not horny
I thought maybe he thought that it was illegal to get those kinds of emails unless he was forty. I told my daughter, and she started laughing.
Hey, it's not like you can understand songs these days anyway.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought that when you die they retire your email adress (apparently it's not true)— Nanofreak
- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth
- I thought there were no pirates alive today!— Sp' Iyulgar
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- My daughter thought bumblebees were baby hummingbirds. — Carolyn
- My young daughter thought that night came after the trees ate all the sunlight.— Bruce