When my twin sister was small she once started shouting out "Piss off Honey, how we don't talk any more", from the ever popular Cliff Richard song!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I always thought that Little Richard was Cliff Richards younger brother— adam
- I used to believe waffles were honey combs and thats why you would pour honey on it — Gaby
- I used to believe that every person in the world had a twin, and that I had a long-lost twin in France.— Ashley
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon
- My sister told me whenever I had a tummy ache it was my unborn twin inside my stomache trying to get out.— Jamie Field
- My brothers to piss me off sometimes told me I was adopted, and that I was the housekeeper's kid.— ricolarno