When I was young and naive, my parents listening to rock music on the radio, I would often wonder what Eric Clapton's lady-friend had against the fine state of Washington... because I could hear him singing, loud and clear to me anyway, that "She don't like, she don't like, she don't like... Spokane."
At least I know better now... And I sometimes wonder why my parents exposed me to this sort of music when I was younger. (I listened to The Doors when I was 4...) Oh well. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, so I don't suppose it's hurt me any!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe if you listened to to music upside down the music would be backwards— HOopty
- i used to believe (because my dad told me so) that AM stood for "awful music" and FM stood for "fine music"— skydvgrl
- I used to think Jimi Hendrix was white, and Eric Clapton was black.— Steve
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- I used to think that the music from a car radio came out of the heater/air vents in the dashboard.— Joe
- I used to think that AM and FM stood for "American Music" and "Foreign Music."— Sylvia Fowler