I used to think that my dad was homer simpson because he had the same head shape and that we was bald like homer.
I told dad that he was homer simpson one night after the simpsons just finished.("doh"). he said he convinced me he wasn't.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon
- i used to think a small man named homer lived in my grandmother's freezer and made ice. — ana
- I used to believe Jessica Simpson was a secret character from "The Simpsons"— Lemon Jelly
- our grandfathers bald head was because our granmother pulled it out when she got mad at him— daniel copeland calif,u.s.
- I used to be convinced that there were bald-headed beige aliens outside my toilet window.— Phil
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle