When the Bee Gee's Song "More than a Woman" first came out, I thought they were saying "Four Letter Woman".... Knowing that I had to be hearing it wrong, I asked a radio DJ friend who laughed and said "No it's More than a Woman, but my buddy had it more wrong than you... he thought is was BALD HEADED WOMAN!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt
- I used to think I was Wonder Woman! Don't I wish it was so now!Anon