I love Avril Lavigne and the lyrics to one of her songs are:
If I could say what I wanna say
I'd say I wanna blow you away!
Be with you every night!
Am I squeezin' you too tight?
If I could say what I see,
I wanna see you go down on one knee
Marry me today! Guess I'm wishin' my life away...
With these things I'll never say.
My mom heard:
If I could say what I wanna say
I'd say I wanna blow you all day!
Be with you every night!
Am I squeezin' it too tight?
If I could say what I see,
I wanna see you go down on me.
Marry me today! Guess I'm wishin' my life away...
With these things I'll never say.
She was pissed till I showed her the lyrics from the CD cover... heehee!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire
- When i was a toddler i sued to believe that if you ate soap you would blow bubbles for the rest of your life.— KEL
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I used to believe that all my stuffed animals would come to life at night.— Carrie
- I used to believe my dolls would come to life at night and have a party while i was sleeping. — phil(: