I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that baby oil came from squeezing babies— Angelina
- I thought eavesdropping was actually "easedropping" because it was so easy!— Nate
- I used to believe that you spelled "ESSAY" like "SA" and "EASY" like "EZ".— Lauren
- If you touch your bellybutton, it will get infected.Anon
- That if you fiddled with your bellybutton it would unscrew your bum and it would fall off— Sundaeg1rl
- I was told when young that if i kept poking my bellybutton my bum would drop off.— vicky