I thought eavesdropping was actually "easedropping" because it was so easy!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...— Angela
- I used to believe that you spelled "ESSAY" like "SA" and "EASY" like "EZ".— Lauren
- We had an antique lamp that I thought was hideous and for years I thought "Art Deco" was a synonym for ugly.Anon
- When I was younger I thought MTV was an x-rated station because I thought M stood for Mature.— Aeris
- I thought it was illegal to own a minivan if you lived in Arizona. I have no idea how I thought that.— Julia
- When I was 5, I thought you could walk on cloud. And I thought they are coton candy.— Pauline