When i was little, i thought that when i grew up i could only have two kids because i only had two testicles.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I grew up, I was going to be a mom with no kids.Anon
- I used to believe when adults grew up only 4' 9" or lower are still classified as kids.— Jorge
- I thought my testicles were pickled onions I had swallowed wrongly.— jon
- I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.Anon
- We had a male cat that wasn't neutered. I thought his testicles were just the cat version of a butt.— Robyn
- I used to think pee was in your testicles.— R.G.