I thought my testicles were pickled onions I had swallowed wrongly.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought gherkins were pickled slugs.— Cat
- When I was a child, I used to believe that onions came from tangerines.Anon
- When I was a kid I loved to eat onion rings, until I realized that they were made with onions.— Beth Pärssinen
- To get me to eat liver and onions, my parents used to tell me it was brown chicken. And I loved it.— Mallory
- When i was little, i thought that when i grew up i could only have two kids because i only had two testicles.— nick
- I originally thought "balls" was slang for buttocks instead of testicles.Anon