My buddy and I used to believe that the National Anthem asked "Jose, can you see?" They sang it at baseball games so we thought it was about the baseball player Jose Conseco. And yes, we thought Jose Conseco was blind.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my nieghboor jose invented the language spanish and he got rich and bought cars— Thomas
- I thought for some reason that chewing tobacco was REQUIRED for Major League Baseball players.— Jeff
- When I was little I used to belive that girrafes were made to play baseball because they had long necks— Matt
- My buddy used to think that when Steve Millers sang "Jungle Love" he was actually saying "Chug-a-lug" — Harold
- My mom used to believe that the San Francisco Giants baseball team were actual giants.Anon
- I used to think Buddy Rich was called Buddy Rich because he was my dad's friend, same with Buddy Holly. Anon