I could not figure out what the term 'assualt and battery' meant..what did a battery have to do with hitting someone? lol
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.— Matt Thiel
- i used to believe the sound from a piano came from the keys hitting a stuff called "sploosh"{wierd, huh?}.— exploding buttox
- I thought the term maiden name actually applied to women who were maidens.— Natasha
- i used to think that the term 'necking' referred to boyfriends and girlfriends who rubbed their necks togetherAnon
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- I could never figure out what an "Elomenopee" was till I learned the alphabet a bit better. "L-M-N-O-P"— Lula