I used to sing 'I am the Lord of the done seatee' insted of 'I am the lord of the dance said he.'
Because we never had hym books or an overhead projector in infant school, so you had to sort of guess what others were singing!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to have to say the Lord's prayer everyday, but I would wonder where my daily bread was.— caledonia
- When I was learning the Lord's Prayer, I used to say, "Our Father, who does art in heaven...."— Karen
I used to believe that the Lord's Prayer instructed us to lead a snot into temptation. — Susan- "Hail Mary, full of grapes, the lord is a tree"— reenie
- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek