When I was younger, Pearl Jam's song Glorified G, which contains the lyrics:
Glorified version of a pellet gun,
sounded like:
Glorified virginal olive oil...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the red thing in the middle of a Greek olive was the pit.— Liz
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - i used to believe a dog was the male version of a cat.Anon