There was a Chinese takeaway near us called the Orient Express. I thought it was Onion Press. Yeah.
A childhood belief about reading

others believed things like this
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt
- When I was a kid I loved to eat onion rings, until I realized that they were made with onions.— Beth Pärssinen
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- We would drive by UNION BANK here in California and I would say "Onion bank!" My Mom would bust up laughing.— BINGO
- when i was growing up i had two imaginary friends. One was named Jennifer, the other was named Onion.— Tessica