When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- There was a Chinese takeaway near us called the Orient Express. I thought it was Onion Press. Yeah.— Spook
- When I was a kid I loved to eat onion rings, until I realized that they were made with onions.— Beth Pärssinen
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- I used to believe hampsters were miniature kittens and that when they bit me i would be poisoned.— Dylan McDonald