When my lil brother was misbehaving and my mom told him to act like a human being. Then my brother started crying because he thought he was turning into a greenbean!
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- while my son was crying one day, my little brother announced that "babies cry to let off moisture". ha!— i'm laughing WITH you
- Ice cream was made from feathers. My brother told me it was.— ed209
- My mum told my brother that beetroot turned your wee pink. To this day he still won't eat it— Monica
- when I was seven my brother told me that if I swallowed chewing gum my arm would drop off.— john
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah
- I used to eat doggy chocs until my older brother told me that if I did I would have puppies.— EG