When I was about 6 I wanted to go on a bike ride with a friend but I had a skirt on, she told me I would need clips otherwise the spokes would get me. I thought the "spokes" were some kind of bicycle police who told you off if you wore the wrong clothes
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that training wheels were the different colored beads on the spokes.— Samantha
- my brother told me that if i ride my bike with my mouth open i will swallow my tounge. Anon
- My friend Rod hates any kind of meringue pie because when he was 6 his father told him it was cow slobber.— Sean
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon