I used to believe that Pat Benatar's song "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" was called "Heavyweight Confession!" I thought it was about someone who REALLY had a lot to confess! If you listen to it when she sings the chorus she does blend the words together. I still like my version better, although I won't sing along to this song when it comes on the radio!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- I thought the song "Hit me with your best shot" was "Hit me with your pet shark"Anon
- I used to think that the chorus of "mountain song" by jane's addiction was in a different language— nothing'sshocking
- i used to think in the song "hit me with your best shot" was really "hit me while i'm on pot" yea.... i suck!!— Donna
- The Kim Carnes song called 'Bette Davis Eyes' well my dad used to sing "She's got Dickie Davis Eyes" Anon
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon