My mum's version of the birds and the bees was: "The guy puts his juice into the girl." So for years I had this picture of my dad pouring orange juice - not apple, which was yucky - into my mum's mouth. I imagined different flavours of juice would produce different kind of kids.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- once i was drinking aot of orange juice and my sister said i would get drunk if i had too much— deanna
- I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- I used to think an orgasm was a special type of orange juice because it sounded similar.— HaPpY
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- When I was little, I used to believe that snot was brain juice.Anon