Alright everybody, you know the Eagles song, "Witchy Woman"? I used to sing it as "bitchy woman," thinking that I was singing it right. And you know their song "Get Over it"? I used to think he said "...find your little child and kick it in the grass" instead of "...find your little child and kick it's little ass."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- When i was child, i used to believe i can fly, but i had to find the "formula" for realize it— Magic. W.
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- I thought the song Hotel California by the Eagles said "Welcome to Oakdale California— JewLea
- i used to think that Anonymous was a super famous person and Anon was his side-kick XD— AJ aka adrienne