My friend Rylan tired to convince me that the lyrics to Scar Tissue by the Red Hot Chili Peppers were "With the birds I'll shave this lonley pube" when in fact it is " With the birds I'll share this lonely view"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to think flies were little birds!— unforgiv3n
- I used the scar on my dads leg was a shark bite when in fact he fell off his bike when he was a child— Wendy Murray
- I used to believe that birds subsisted on bread.— C.C.
- Birds in the sky would come down and attack me with their beaks.— Bianca
- i used to beleve that when i grow up i'll be able to fly just like birds— tomba
- I used to believe in the plane there were birds to make it fly— laura 401