i thought the song 'all star' went:
she was looking kinda dunb
with her finger in her bum
instead of
she was looking kinda dumb
with her finger and her thumb
i used to get so annoyed at my lil sister for singing it!!! i only just found out now that i was wrong lol
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a half moon was gods finger nail, and his finger was pointing downwards.— clo
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan - When I was little, I thought you had to put a finger under the water to make it hot. — M_2
- When I was a kid I thought if I bit my finger off and swallowed it it would pop back into place— Mike
- Never point at a grave, if you do your finger will rot off.— KL.R
- I used to believe that if my finger was ever cut off, it would grow back.— Chrissy