I used to sing along with bohemian rhapsody by queen- "spare him his life from his monstrosity" was "spare him his life for his mum's new settee" and "beelezebub has a devil put aside for me" was "the owls that hoot had a neville in a side for me". i was scandalised that a mother would consider her new settee over the life of her son :s
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"Anon
- I used to believe that a life sentece was for when you stay in jail for your whole entire life.— Sara
- I used to believe that my life was a video game with only 1 life and that God was playing it. — Rina
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- As an artist, i used to believe that my drawings were visions of my past life.(i had a good past life)— Blind dreamer
- I used to believe that santa had a spare key to our house because we had no chimney.— Karl Andrade (Bombay, India)