My uncle was 100% convinced that "Do the hustle" was actually "eat a hot dog!"... he would walk through my grandma's house disco dancing and belting it out.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My uncle convinced me that if you ate octopus, the suckers on the tentacles would suck your tongue out— Minnie
- I thought when I wasn't looking my dog would disco.
don't ask.— Fred - i used to believe that when there was thunder and lightning god was playing bowling at a disco— georgia
- I used to think the song "Walk this way" by Arosmith went horse and sleigh insted of singing walk this way.— Derek
- I used to believe you could walk on clouds. And you would be able to walk in space on the edge of the world.— Alex
- I used to believe that the dancing rats from the nutcracker lived under my dresser.— Molly