I thought the line "turning saints into the sea" in the Killers' Mr. Brightside wans actually "dirty sex into the sea."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.— Jello
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- my friends mom used to sing "you talk sense" instead of utah saints.— nikki
- When I was really little i thought serial killers were people who stole your cereal.Anon
- When people talked about serial killers, I thought that they put poison in your cerealAnon