I used to believe that if your parents grounded you they would actually pound you into the ground, so one day my mother told my sister she was grounded and I cried because I didn't want my sister to be in the ground for a week
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- When I was little my sister told me salt was ground up dinosaur bones...I barley ate for a month...— Chandler
- My sister used to believe that chickens grew from the ground.Anon
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks — Billy
- I used to believe that if you dig a hole in the ground and put pepper in the hole, the ground would sneeze.— Cookie
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon