Chinese, French, German, English, Clownisian.
When I was 4, these were some of the world's nationalities. Chinese people in China, French people in France and Clowns in Clownisia. This was obviously the truth at the time.
A childhood belief about nationalities

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think the person who delivered Chinese food came all the way from China to do it.— Savana
- I thought french fries were really invented in France (they are Belgian for those who don't know)— Quarm
- I used to believe that if you touched Chinese people, they would break.— Christian
- i used to believe that euthanasia has something to do with young chinese people— CW
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---