i used to think that the delivery man would bring you a new baby to the door and if he were a month late then you would get it for free!!
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- I used to think that money from ATM machines were free :p— qwerty
- I used to believe that priceless meant free.— Neo