When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- When i was a tiny lad, I used to think drug free zones were places where you can get drugs for free— Spencer
- When my brother was little he heard the song "Le Freak" by Chic (Ahhh, freak out!) like this: Ahhh, free cow!Anon
- I thought if food said it was fat free it meant you could eat as much as you want without getting fat!— Brainhead
- i thought an ATM machine was something which gave free money!!— Armani
- I used to think that money from ATM machines were free :p— qwerty