When I was a kid I would sing " I know I'll never lie or steal again" but the correct lyrics were.. "I know I'll never love this way again".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill