When I heard the Beatles song "Michelle," I thought the Beatles were singing Michelle, my bell. Then I found out it was ma bell. Of course I didn't know French!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- When I was a kid I heard that the Beatles did acid and I wondered if they melted from it.Anon
- The Beatles song "Ticket to Ride" always came out "She's got a tick in her eye."— Kurt
- I used to believe that Alexander Graham Bell was not just one person. I thought that they were three people!— J.D.
- When I was little, I thought the Beatles really were bugs.— Spongekid
- the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...— sally