When I was younger I use to love the song "Rock you like a hurricane."
I thought they sang: Rock you like a Burger King!
I use to sing it all of the time and my dad's like, Ash, that's not the way it goes!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho
- When I was around seven years-old, my friend and I put a rock in a microwave and thought it would melt.— Lars