Abba - Waterloo
"Portaloo
Finally facing my Portaloo..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I thought the musical Mamma Mia did songs from the A*Teens (the teenage version of Abba)Anon
- When I was little, I used to think that whatever direction I was facing was north.Anon
- when I was a kid I used to believe if I left the shoe facing the person would die— milena
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher - Do you really mean to tell me that father Christmas is a myth?
Finally......— Peter (Aged 70) - few years ago, finally I found out that asparagus are not big sea fishes.. — nixass