The line in Jamiroquai's 'Canned heat' that goes "I've got so much canned heat in my heels" used to sound to me like "I've got so much candy in my ears". It wasn't until a few years ago (when I was 15) that somebody pointed out this schoolboy error vwhen I was singing along to it. Well.... half right's not too bad....
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- 'I've got candy in my ears tonight, baby'.
~Canned Heat, Jimiroquai.— Nin - i used to believe that bugs came out of canned bug spray Anon
- MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT CANNED SPAGHETTI WERE REALLY WORMS THAT'S WHY THEY WERE SO CHEAP...I BELIEVED— CATHY
- I used to believe that the heat from the furnace came from hell, and that it was a straight drop there.Anon
- I used to think what heated the food in the pan was the boiling water, not the heat under it.— Mario
- I thought that cold was an actual, positive force and not just the absence of heat— terberous