For a while, I thought that the 90s hit Common People by Pulp said "rent a fag and barber shop" instead of "rent a flat above a shop." This led to a lot of confusion over what the next line, "cut your hair and get a job" was talking about. Because if the mishearing was correct...what kind of job would the person be getting?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that a stripmall was a place where people could shop nakedAnon
- I always thought that shoplifting is about lifting the shop from the ground.— Helen
- When i was really little, i thought that pharmacy was a shop where you could buy animals, like pigs and cows.Anon
- When there was an advert for a "3 peice suite" i thought it was a shop selling 3 P Sweet's!!!— Kate Parker
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD