I used to think that Green Day's "Time of Your Life" went
Another yearning goat, a cork stuck in a toad,
Time grabs you by the wrist and erects you and your nose.
o.O Don't ask...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe you got warts if you touched a toad. — laura
- For the longest time I thought that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very "chinese" nose...Anon
- I believed that kissing a toad would give you warts, but it never stopped me from a dare.— Kirstin
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary
- that sneezes were caused by little pixies crawling up your nose and brushing past your nose hairs— Joanna
- My mother used ot tell me that if I picked my nose the 'Nose Spider' would bite my finger off.— Melanie