When I was a kid, I used to think that all animals reflected their owner's nationality. For instance, I am Portuguese so I thought my dog was Portuguese and my cat and my parakeet were all Portuguese. I believed the butcher's dog was Greek; the Pizza Parlor guy's dog was Italian and my best friend's dog was Polish. My father used to curse the parakeet in Portuguese every time it got out of its cage and "pooped" on the curtain so that only confirmed to me that the bird was Portuguese. Just a dumb Portigee Kid.
A childhood belief about nationalities
others believed things like this
- i thought the for sale sign buy owner things meant that u could also buy the owner — brandi
- Polish war memorial ,I thought it was an instruction.as in to polish— oddsox
- i used to believe all foriegn languages were greek if you learned greek you could speak them all
— pappy 6 27 35 - In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana