I used to think my parents had a secret mind reading machine under their waterbed that they used to listen to my thoughts. SO I was always reeeeaaallly careful, hehe.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the boogie man would come and get me if I didn't listen to my parents.Anon
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- i used to believe that our ansering machine was the washing machine and that it could talk
— tamara - When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen
- "Going to the jazz club in my mind"? Not me! "Going to Nebraska in my mind..."— Felix