Well, this is mum's rather than mine!
NEWeiz, she thought that 'The Hardest Button to Button' by The White Stripes went 'The Hardest ******* Toboggan'.
Before she told me this, I knew the correct words, but now when I hear it, I always think of Mum and smile to myself! XD
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- my nanny use to tell me that the crust was the hardest part to make so we had to eat it..— Amy
- When I was a kid my dad told me that if you unscrewed your belly button your bum would fall off.— Ann
- I was told that your belly button is where you put salt when you eat apples in bed.— Shurnuff
- i was told that if you fiddled with your belly-button too much, my bum would fall off.Anon
- My dad told me when I was little that my belly button was "Where the Indian shot me"Anon
- when i was young i was told that if i played with or turned my belly button that my bum would fall off — lee hull