I used to secretly believe my Dad was Elvis living a secret life with my Mom and me under an alias. The way he curled his lip and sang was so convincing and it would always make my Mom swoon.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- i could swear eleventeen was a number for the longest time -- it still sounds pretty convincing.— erin
- My mother went to prom with Elvis.— Fiona
- I thought Elvis was a genre.— Lucy
- When I was very little, I thought that my dad and Elvis Presley were the same person. — Monty