my mom loves Bette Midler and so she would always play her CD with the song "Chapel of Love" when i was younger. i thought for my entire childhood that "we're going to the chapel and we're gonna get married" was actually "we're going to the jack-o-lantern, gonna get married"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- When I was younger I thought that to elope was to run off and get pregnant before you got married.Anon
- I used to think the song Bette Davis Eyes was called 'she's got better days besides'.— JJ Simpson
- When I was younger, I believed that Priests could get married, but only to Nuns— MJF
- When I was younger I always imagined Madonna and Micheal Jackson would get married.— munky
- The Kim Carnes song called 'Bette Davis Eyes' well my dad used to sing "She's got Dickie Davis Eyes" Anon