When I was young I believed I was some legendary superhero called "The Great Back", - along the lines of The Incredible Hulk etc. Imagine my disappointment when some years later, I discovered I was indeed "The Great Back" but only in the sense that my Mam used to say; "Get washed son, you're as black as the grate back"
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I believed when young that horses with white faces were sick. My dad a great sense of humour— John Cavanagh
- I used to think that Batman was Blackman. He wore a black superhero outfit, so it made sense to me.Anon
- I used to believe that God was the Incredible Hulk - he was green and muscly and had purple trousers.— Emma
- I used to think the Back Street Boys were black. I also thought Seal was a boy band. — Tufty
- back in the days i thought the world was black and white like in the pictures— compaq
- I always thought that the Hulk was based of Hulk Hogan. — Vijay