Instead of Madonnas 'Like a virgin' I used to sing 'Like a gerbil'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- I thought the Virgin Islands were owned by Richard Branson until I was 24. — LJ
- I always thought 'virgin' was Marys star sign and could never work out why it was such a big dealAnon
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I thought the Holy Ghost was the ghost of the Virgin Mary.— Texas granny