as a child my aunt thought that the hymn "Gladly the cross I'd bear" was about a bear called Gladly who had - yep - crossed eyes. . .
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- when I was little my uncle told me he was part bear. I believed people could be part bear until I was twelve. — Audrey
- I used to talk with my teddy bear and I really thought he answered me.— Joy
- I used to believe that if you stepped on the cracks of the pavement, a bear would jump up and eat you.— Nina
- I used to beleive if i crossed my eyes they'd stay like that.. haha— L Bennett
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- i used to believe that the factories were care bear factories because of the clouds of smogAnon