All growing up my little sister thought the sheryl crow sone "all I wanna do" went a litttle like this..."all I wanna do is get hooked on phonics"
To this day I still sing it that way since i'd hear id so much. Also she sang that song "and if you" by spin doctors was called "ri-nif-you" but the worse one was me...for years I thought the ac/dc song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was "dirty deeds and the dungarees" My mother to thid day harasses me. Guess I should have caught on sooner
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- I used to sing at the top of my voice "OLD GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"— claire
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon