When my sister was about 6 at Christmas time, she came home from school and sang us a carol she had just learned.
She started alright with 'Ding Dong merrily on high'
but unfortunately finished with 'Hosannah in his trousers'
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- row row row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life's a butter bean.— bleeslady
- I used to believe that you got married right after you finished high school or college. Anon
- I used to believe that God was the Incredible Hulk - he was green and muscly and had purple trousers.— Emma
- when i first started school i thought the teachers lived in the school and slept on the tables.— emma
- I thought that wars had to last four years... just like high school and college.— A. Falk