My sister likes to listen to Lionel Ritchie music and , well, the song,"Dancing on the cieling" I thought he was singing,"Oh what a feeling,when she's dancing on my penis"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought break dancing involved actually breaking stuff!— Sydle
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe that the dancing rats from the nutcracker lived under my dresser.— Molly
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- I used to believe that the video clip are realized in one time and the singers are singing with to the music Anon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle