I asked my mother what a 'homosexual' was when I was 11. She said it was when men danced together.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a homosexual is a man who doesn't have erection. — paatrik
- i used to believe that homosexual meant that you did it with stuff in the home— kristin
- I used to belive that homo milk was from gay (homosexual) cows— Drunky Munky
- When people wrote GSOH in a personal ad, I thought it meant "gay, straight or homosexual".— Mat
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon