I used to believe that the lyric "here I am, stuck in the middle with you" was actually "here I am, stuck in the middle OF you" That conjured up an unusual and quite scary image of someone who had become stuck while having sex and couldn't get free.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- If you cross your eyes, they will get stuck like that.Anon
- Up until about six, I use to believe that everyone had a different color of pee and I was stuck with yellow.Anon
- I used to think when an airplane ran out of fuel, it stayed stuck in the sky.— BoB
- I sed to think that thw only reason we stuck to the earth was because is spins around!— imgareth
- i once thought that if you jumped high enough in the air, you'd get stuck!Anon
- i used to beleive that a traffic jam was wen cars got stuck in jam!Anon